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Windows is Troubled
Posted in Other Curiously Worded Entities
Tagged bewildered, error, Microsoft, sad, Windows
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Viola Players Can Hold a Shoulder Rest in Place Telekinetically
Only violin players need actual plastic brackets. We viola players can just use the power of our minds.
Knock-off Toy Company Milking Bratz-Dolls-Are-Setting-Bad-Example Controversy
Don't be a Brat. Be a Lovely Kid.
Spotted in that Goldmine of Absolute Tat, a suburban Post Office.
£1 Umbrella Bought in Harrogate During a Rain Storm
RAINDEAR IMPORTANT.
In a Budget Italian Supermarket c. 2002
It is way better than its nearest competitor, “A Bit Too Far Away From Your Hair”. So I bought it.
Posted in Strange Packaging
Tagged distance of shampoo from hair, hair, shampoo, strange packaging
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When GM Crops Mutate, Like, Really Badly
Actually, this may beat the Swearing Dog Toy Fury one.
In other news, an out-of-control shrubbery has been given an ASBO.
Photo by Rachel Smith
Mwah ha ha ha ha
This was on the wall in a poncey corporate hotel I played a gig in once. I almost pressed it, because we had to ask three times for them to bring our drinks order, and when they finally did, the beer was horrible.
You Are Not Allowed To Be Here
We can’t be bothered to enforce this, but you’re not allowed to sue us if you fall in a hole here.