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Viola Players Can Hold a Shoulder Rest in Place Telekinetically
Only violin players need actual plastic brackets. We viola players can just use the power of our minds.
Knock-off Toy Company Milking Bratz-Dolls-Are-Setting-Bad-Example Controversy
Spotted in that Goldmine of Absolute Tat, a suburban Post Office.
£1 Umbrella Bought in Harrogate During a Rain Storm
RAINDEAR IMPORTANT.
In a Budget Italian Supermarket c. 2002
It is way better than its nearest competitor, “A Bit Too Far Away From Your Hair”. So I bought it.
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Tagged distance of shampoo from hair, hair, shampoo, strange packaging
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When GM Crops Mutate, Like, Really Badly
Actually, this may beat the Swearing Dog Toy Fury one. In other news, an out-of-control shrubbery has been given an ASBO. Photo by Rachel Smith
Mwah ha ha ha ha
This was on the wall in a poncey corporate hotel I played a gig in once. I almost pressed it, because we had to ask three times for them to bring our drinks order, and when they finally did, the … Continue reading
You Are Not Allowed To Be Here
We can’t be bothered to enforce this, but you’re not allowed to sue us if you fall in a hole here.
York Pub Plans to Eat Election Candidates
But they indicate that they are not really serious by writing the title in Comic Sans. I really think they should have done a pun on Spam for the David Cameron one, because his head looks like it is made … Continue reading
Sainsbury’s Orange Juice
Slight carton folding failure, there.